June 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
17 posts
Fun Anagrams
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL’S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the...
I just keep wondering
when life will get easier. Every day I wake up and think that this is the hardest it’s ever been. Some day I’ll know, and I will breathe.
March 2010
23 posts
Best Dog Story Ever.
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me; I gave him a few pats on his head;
He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back,...
“Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
What’s that mean?
It means...”
– Two and a Half Men
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent...
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your...
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, and men...”
– George Carlin
80 percent of the time
that the body feels hunger, it is actually thirsty.
A Fact Of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
February 2010
8 posts
HE IS JUST SO INTO HER!!!!
“National Poop day is everyday, sometimes twice a day.”
– Deirdre McAllister